gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

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asker

ewing-klipspringer asked: Sansa Stark, Cersei Lannister, Jon Snow

Oh god that’s a difficult one. Wed Sansa, then I suppose I should take one for the team and bed Jon so I can behead Cersei XD

slavocracy:

next week on game of thrones

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BED, WED, BEHEAD

agabeofthrones:

Put three Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones characters in my ask and I’ll choose which to bed, which to wed and which to behead.

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mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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tolzmannia:

My brother just told me that no one likes me except for me, and that I should just go in my room because no one wants to see me anyway. Well joke’s on him because I have episodes of AoT/SnK and Supernatural to catch up on.

Tell your brother to stop being a little Joffrey ¬¬